Mobley will run pick-and-rolls with Darius Garland now. The Thunder apparently tried to make a deal with Cleveland but nothing materialized. Turns out those “signs” meant absolutely nothing.
Can’t wait to see what we look like defensively either. Big-time apologies for leaving y’all in it. Man, Mobley and Shai running the pick-and-roll in space will be tough to deal with. It must mean we’re going to keep Shai and trade up for Mobley. It must mean all those rumors about Shai Gilgeous-Alexander getting traded are lies. It must mean something amazing, right? It must mean it’s happening. Later on, Mobley announced a sponsorship with Chipotle and SGA commented something like, now I don’t have to pay for food anymore. A video was going around a day or so before the draft that had Evan Mobley telling Jalen Suggs his favorite team growing up was the Oklahoma City Thunder. Hard work is so important and dreams as well.” You have achieved your dreams and I am thrilled for you. I think he was in a cream-colored sweater? I think he looked amazing? I think he said very little of substance whatsoever? I was looking at my phone too much during the telecast but didn’t a lot of those ABC star pop-ins just sort of amount to vague platitudes? How far in advance were those filmed? Last month? I would’ve rewound it at some point to find out but the television I was watching was not capable of such wizardry and I had to stumble along into the future without being able to properly understand the past. It is a particular kind of disorienting to expect movement from your team, see none, and then be confronted by the perfect-looking guy from Crazy Rich Asians while you try to process the fact that your team missed out on all the generational dudes at the top of the draft only to take an 18-year-old Australian who you hope will one day be able to shoot.Īnd so what Golding said, what poetry he spoke, I have no idea. The Winners and Losers of the 2021 NBA Draft 2021 NBA Draft: Pick-by-Pick Grades of the First Round The Ripple Effects of the Raptors’ Stunning Pick at No. Joseph doll” as Alexi the doorman on Saturday Night Live.
Joe–related thing I’ve enjoyed these past several years was Bill Hader saying “G.I. Catch them after ultimate frisbee and before the pizza arrives. Ever Vigilant sounds like one of those Christian screamo bands that were going around in the mid-2000s.
The seconds it took me to search for and type those out, I’ll never get them back. Joe: Ever Vigilant (which has yet to come out). Joe movies have there even been? I guess three? G.I. Yes, person I have never seen, you are cartoonishly good looking, but I am trying to listen to Jalen Rose sing right now. These famous hotties did nothing but confuse me. Sometimes it was somebody who stars in one of the Mouse’s many entertainment properties. Sometimes it was a celebrity with a tie to the organization that drafted them. Sometimes it was someone who was close to the player. For some reason, the boring people over at Disney thought it would be fun if, during ABC’s version of the NBA draft broadcast, after each pick, somebody got chucked onto our screens and shouted about how hard the player had worked and how exciting it was they were getting drafted. I just know he was on the television, talking at his phone, smiling away. To be fair, I don’t even really remember what he was saying. Henry Golding wasn’t even trying to make me feel better.